Saturday, 31 October 2009

Halloween 2009: Go Away Now

I really can’t be arsed with Halloween this year. I don’t want to dress up. I don’t want to give strangers chocolate. I don’t want to do anything that doesn’t involve playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2.

Whatever the “bah! Humbug!” version of Halloween is – then it’s me this year…which is a far cry from when I spent the day dressed as a superhero sidekick.

What is particularly getting my goat is the sheer lack of imagination that goes into costumes available from big brand shops. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a costume if you could think of it yourself. I want to walk into a shop and think “WOW! I can’t believe they have a Ninja Panda Pirate costume!” and then I want to think “WOW! I can’t believe I didn’t think of dressing up as a Ninja Panda Pirate this year!”

Instead, the Halloween costumes seem to be mostly the following:

Seriously lame. If I’m ever in charge of the world then I will make a law that makes boring Halloween costumes illegal. No more Slutty Cats! Not for you!

Ugh. Whatever. Don’t listen to me. I’m in a mood.


EXCITING NOTE: This is my 100th blogpost. About two people seem to read this blog but that's two more than none. WOO HOO!!!

1 comment:

Dark Beige said...

What do ghosts eat for breakfast? dreaded wheat