Thursday, 4 February 2010

Twilight? Bella? Edward? What?

 
I tried reading Twilight so me and some other people would have something to talk about and bond over. I was pretty sure I'd love it - all those emotions and vampires and crying etc etc... but it just. did. my. head. in.

URNK!

Seriously. I mean, I know I have high standards (Harry Potter! The Chrestomanci books! Computer game instruction manuals!) but Twilight was just so absurd. I have no trouble believing in vampires...but how could anyone invest any emotion in a character as hideous as Bella? Please, tell me - I need to know. Why would you make your main character be such a miserable turd?

It's a shame really, since the overall story (sexy vampires wanna smooch your face) is totally up my street.

Thanks for ruining it Bella. Thanks for ruining EVERYTHING!

2 comments:

lauren price said...

"Computer game instruction manuals!"

Hahaha

Sam said...

I feel I may love you for this.. I've often felt as sexy as Edward is that he's missing a cape..

P.s. I'm not sure if you remember me but we met at London Expo and I bought a pink and purple Owl..

P.P.s. I promised we'd be the best of friends and haven't held up the bargain..

P.P.P.s. I Love you Mr. Winchester.

Kind Regards,

Sam King.