Twilight: Batman

PEAKABOO! It's that time of year again - time to talk about Twilight! You may or may not remember how I felt about it... but how does Batman feel about it? I bet he hates Bella too and he's probably Team Edward.

I'm on every team EXCEPT For Team Bella. Does she even have a team? I don't think she deserves one. She certainly doesn't deserve Jacob and/or Edward.

Can someone explain that whole love triangle to me please?