What's that? You've got something in your pocket? But you're not just happy to see me? Well...that can only mean one thing! MIKE DOLPHINO HAS COME TO VISIT!
I know what you might be thinking: "Who or what is Mike Dolphino?"
Well...it's a bit pointless to try to describe his magnificence in mere words. Instead, here is a link to some photos of him! And here he is on Twitter! Mike is the most talented crocheted dolphin I have ever met. His primary talent is squirming into trousers. He could be in your trousers RIGHT NOW!
Oh. Mike Dolphino was birthed by the lovely Philippa Rice. She also births My Cardboard Life. She's totally winking at me in today's drawing.
I hope you get to experience some Mike Dolphino time soon...