Swan Snogging

People always say that swans mate for life. Well, I'm not sure I believe that. I mean, if I was a swan, I'd be a mega-swan-slag. There wouldn't be a swan I hadn't smooched!

But look, this isn't about me. This is about Lynn - a poor girl who fell in love with a swan...and had her heart broken. And smashed. And stamped on. Poor Lynn.

IN OTHER NEWS: I had fishcakes for dinner. Yum. But I don't think I made any new friends today.

BUT I DID WATCH THIS!