Would I rather be Owl City or Carly Rae Jepsen?
I have a lot of thoughts like this and I'm sure I'm not the only one... Normally they leave by brain as quickly as they arrive but this stubborn little bugger won't leave. And, in true Carrie Bradshaw-style, it got me thinking:
Would I rather be Owl City or Carly Rae Jepsen?
Obviously, both come with pros and cons...
OWL CITY
Pros:
- You seem like a nice dude
- You sound a bit like the Postal Service and I like the Postal Service
- I like your hair
- You're younger than me so that's a thing
Cons:
- Some of your songs have silly titles
- You have an album entitled "All Things Bright and Beautiful" yet you haven't recorded a cover of the titular hymn
- You're not responsible for 'Call Me Maybe'
- This happened and it makes me sad
CARLY RAE JEPSEN
Pros:
- 'Call Me Maybe' is an amazing song
- You're Canadian and I went to Toronto once and had a lovely time
- You're also younger than me - way to make me feel like an old dude
Cons:
- 'Call Me Maybe' is an amazing song that you would have to sing all the time until the end of time
- Your fringe is in danger of becoming your trademark hairdo and I worry about getting it in my eyes
- If I had to perform 'Call Me Maybe' all the time, I still don't think I could remember the verses
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