Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Cat! Cat! Cat!

Goodbye Giant Princess. I hope you have a great time on your adventure. I made this as your leaving present. It might not seem like much but I learnt it all from scratch. WOOP!

Here are the lyrics:

Hey kitty - what's going on?
Which philosopher put you there?
I don't know much about this sort of thing
It seems unfair.

Hey Schrodinger - stop being a jerk
Let the cat out of that box
I don't care what state it's in
Let the cat out of that box

I know it's just a thought experiment
Just quantum mechanics
But putting cats in boxes...well...
It just seems sick.

I want to know what's going on
This experiment seems quite wrong
Have you thought about the cat?
Hey Erwin - stop being a twat
(Stop being a twat)

Cat solo!

NOTE: I uploaded it in rubbish quality because I don't have the time to wait for it to upload and be all fancy - it's 2AM! I'm super sleepy. Still - I will try to upload a proper one later.


Friday, 24 July 2009

Reminder: Phil Collins

NOTE TO SELF: How amazing is Phil Collins?!

Once I've set up Mr. Computer properly then I shall declare him my muse.



Hello. I should be in bed but I had to do some stuff for Dark Beige... I guess that being sleepy is the price one must pay to be involved in such an awesome blog.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I wanted to do the drawings entirely on a tablet (Mr. COmputer's first job!) but I couldn't sort it out. Then I couldn't find my pencil case! Hence all the lateness. Boo hoo.


Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Sketch Up: My First Tomato


Here is my very first attempt at using Sketch Up!

ALso, I haven't uploaded a YouTube clip in years so that's another reason not to hate today.


Sunday, 19 July 2009

Introducing: Mr Computer

Finally. It happened. I have my very own proper desktop computer. I've been waiting for this for quite some time and it's obviously very disappointing. Don't get me wrong - I have Spotify! The choice of desktop background! A Blu-Ray drive (but no actual Blu-Ray discs)! Oooooooh!

On the other hand, I also have:

- no actual eject button
- no speakers
- a mouse with a roller ball thingy
- no included wireless

Seriously. Vista. You are the bane of my life. I would love Mr. Computer (for that is the computer's name) so much more if you were just XP or something. It's not that you come with all sorts of junk preinstalled - I could deal with that. It's just the way you make such a fuss about things. I don't want to spend years trying to sift through my documents. I have never had to use the 'Help' function so much before. It has made me feel like a proper moron.


Still. I'm sure me and Mr. Computer will become BFF over time.

In other news - I did no drawing this weekend but I did construct a desk, a giant wardrobe and a weird shelf thing. I haven't done proper flatpack stuff before and it was so traumatic that it deserves a very special post...and don't even get me started on my awful Friday.



Thursday, 16 July 2009


Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Lady Gaga: My Dream Outfit #2

Also! here is my second dream outfit for Miss Lady Gaga.

I decided that if I were to remake Grease, then she'd either play Sandy or everyone. This is her outfit for when Sandy has had her sassy makeover.

I was sick of her hair and decided that it would be quite shocking is she had short hair for once. It would also be shocking if she gave birth to a cat/squid baby hybrid...except I don't think I could draw that...



Sherlock Holmes: No Smooching Please

So I sent the Sherlock Holmes picture along to that person and the main point of criticism were:

- Sherlock and Watson did NOT smooch

- Sherlock Holmes looked more dead

I have only taken on board one of these criticisms. I'll let you guess which.

NOTE: How pretty is the background! Someone is clearly trying to be more adventurous!


Sunday, 12 July 2009

If I Was Lady Gaga...

This is my dream Lady Gaga outfit - a robot mermaid number. Lasers would shoot out of the boobs and everyone would be amazed but also impressed.

I wasn't a big fan of Lady Gaga until Paparazzi made it into my ears. What a very catchy song it is. Maybe I will write to the Haus of Gaga and ask them to make it.

Anyone have their contact details?


Sherlock Holmes: No Time for Smooching


I've felt sleepy all weekend so I didn't do much drawing...or anything really. I feel bad about that, especially since I had to cancel some plans with a friend.

Still - I made a present for someone I know...but I won't see him for a while so I figured it is best to post it here in the interim. I really like Sherlock Holmes and wish we were BFF.


Saturday, 11 July 2009

Reminder: Barbara!

Also - remind me to start writing (and drawing) more about Barbara. She's the star of People I Know #3.

She normally wears a polka dot dress but I couldn't remember how to make that. BLEURGH.




It is Saturday! I've had a really weird week - maybe I should draw another graph or something. I'm spending the day taking books off the bookshelf and deciding whether I want them or not. It's pretty emotional...

Also - I finally ordered a super fancy computer. Well...super fancy for me. I'm going to learn to animate and get to grips with graphics tablets and everything. YEAH!

To celebrate I have made a bear. His name is Michael and he used to go out with someone called Janet. She left without an explanation and he misses her terribly. Sometimes he is haunted by a top hat wearing ghost called Evan.

I will also celebrate by getting takeaway pizza. YEAH!


Thursday, 9 July 2009


I made this too! Hello little faces! You are cute!

(((although the one with sunglasses is a little spooky)))

Question Time

Taken the day off. It is nice.

Drew a picture. It is nice.


New Logo!

I should be in bed or working my arse off...but instead I made a pretty logo! I hope you like it. If you do, maybe you could show me how to plop it in the centre of the page.

Also - hello!


Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Out of the blue

Once upon a time I did some drawings for a man from the Internet. I was pretty lame with deadlines and remembering to do stuff...but somehow he has turned it into something pretty.

Why not visit his Etsy Shop? You can even find the book of poems that I drew stuff for.



Monday, 6 July 2009

Tee(th) Hee


I'm working extra hard since some of my plans went tits up. I'm currently cutting out images from stuff I made over the weekend. I coloured one in out of boredom and have decided it is the funniest and cutest thing ever.

I hope you like it too!


Sunday, 5 July 2009

Joking Aside

Q: Where would you have to go to see the Orinoco Flow?

A: K-Enya

EDIT: I totally need to start drawing pictures of Enya. I wonder if she'll ever release a keep-fit DVD?

One More Thing!

Before I forget...



Today is Sunday which means that tomorrow is Monday and then it won't be the weekend again. Boo hoo hoo. I've got lots of drawing to do at the moment but I spent this weekend seeing friends (that just returned from holiday - those turds)...and it was officially super fun.

As well as seeing old friends - I bumped into a ridiculous number of people from yesteryear. An actually ridiculous number. It was ridiculous.

I did some drawings for the awesome DARK BEIGE which I hope you like. I did some other drawings for an upcoming project involving one of my favourite actresses. Also - I ate a massive breakfast at dinner time. There were pancakes! Scrambled eggs! Mini-sausages! French toast! A milkshake! I still feel a little sick to be honest but it was so worth it.

I don't have any new stuff to post so here is an old one. Piney Gir is an amazing singer who is both brilliant and the bee's knees. I made a whole comic once about ghosts - but this one was just a one off because she'd lost her voice and we were sad about it.

Wish me luck - this week looks like it'll be an important one.


Thursday, 2 July 2009

My Day + My Awesome Mouse Skillz =


I can't be arsed to tell you about the high and low points of my day...so I have used my Awesome Mouse Skillz to draw a graph. I'll get a tablet soon and then it really be awesome.

But seriously. My day went from close-to-tears to "hooray! I have stuff from Amazon!" back to "oh now - everything is wrong," via "ooooooh! Sandwiches."

How was your day?


Wednesday, 1 July 2009



Following on from the Ladies of Music theme - here is a comic about Cher. She's dressed in her Turn Back Time outfit - not as a ninja.

I'm super sleepy.