Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Cat! Cat! Cat!

Goodbye Giant Princess. I hope you have a great time on your adventure. I made this as your leaving present. It might not seem like much but I learnt it all from scratch. WOOP!

Here are the lyrics:

Hey kitty - what's going on?
Which philosopher put you there?
(Schrodinger!)
I don't know much about this sort of thing
It seems unfair.

Hey Schrodinger - stop being a jerk
Let the cat out of that box
I don't care what state it's in
Let the cat out of that box

I know it's just a thought experiment
Just quantum mechanics
But putting cats in boxes...well...
It just seems sick.

I want to know what's going on
This experiment seems quite wrong
Have you thought about the cat?
Hey Erwin - stop being a twat
(Stop being a twat)

Cat solo!

NOTE: I uploaded it in rubbish quality because I don't have the time to wait for it to upload and be all fancy - it's 2AM! I'm super sleepy. Still - I will try to upload a proper one later.

TWx

Friday, 24 July 2009

Reminder: Phil Collins

NOTE TO SELF: How amazing is Phil Collins?!

Once I've set up Mr. Computer properly then I shall declare him my muse.

TWx

Sleepy


Hello. I should be in bed but I had to do some stuff for Dark Beige... I guess that being sleepy is the price one must pay to be involved in such an awesome blog.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I wanted to do the drawings entirely on a tablet (Mr. COmputer's first job!) but I couldn't sort it out. Then I couldn't find my pencil case! Hence all the lateness. Boo hoo.

TWx

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Sketch Up: My First Tomato

Hello!

Here is my very first attempt at using Sketch Up!



ALso, I haven't uploaded a YouTube clip in years so that's another reason not to hate today.

TWx

Sunday, 19 July 2009

Introducing: Mr Computer

Finally. It happened. I have my very own proper desktop computer. I've been waiting for this for quite some time and it's obviously very disappointing. Don't get me wrong - I have Spotify! The choice of desktop background! A Blu-Ray drive (but no actual Blu-Ray discs)! Oooooooh!

On the other hand, I also have:

- no actual eject button
- no speakers
- a mouse with a roller ball thingy
- no included wireless
- MICROSOFT VISTA!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously. Vista. You are the bane of my life. I would love Mr. Computer (for that is the computer's name) so much more if you were just XP or something. It's not that you come with all sorts of junk preinstalled - I could deal with that. It's just the way you make such a fuss about things. I don't want to spend years trying to sift through my documents. I have never had to use the 'Help' function so much before. It has made me feel like a proper moron.

*sigh*

Still. I'm sure me and Mr. Computer will become BFF over time.

In other news - I did no drawing this weekend but I did construct a desk, a giant wardrobe and a weird shelf thing. I haven't done proper flatpack stuff before and it was so traumatic that it deserves a very special post...and don't even get me started on my awful Friday.

Bleurgh.

TWx

Thursday, 16 July 2009

URNK!

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Lady Gaga: My Dream Outfit #2


Also! here is my second dream outfit for Miss Lady Gaga.

I decided that if I were to remake Grease, then she'd either play Sandy or everyone. This is her outfit for when Sandy has had her sassy makeover.

I was sick of her hair and decided that it would be quite shocking is she had short hair for once. It would also be shocking if she gave birth to a cat/squid baby hybrid...except I don't think I could draw that...

Classy.

TWx

Sherlock Holmes: No Smooching Please


So I sent the Sherlock Holmes picture along to that person and the main point of criticism were:

- Sherlock and Watson did NOT smooch

- Sherlock Holmes looked more dead

I have only taken on board one of these criticisms. I'll let you guess which.

NOTE: How pretty is the background! Someone is clearly trying to be more adventurous!

TWx

Sunday, 12 July 2009

If I Was Lady Gaga...


This is my dream Lady Gaga outfit - a robot mermaid number. Lasers would shoot out of the boobs and everyone would be amazed but also impressed.

I wasn't a big fan of Lady Gaga until Paparazzi made it into my ears. What a very catchy song it is. Maybe I will write to the Haus of Gaga and ask them to make it.

Anyone have their contact details?

TWx

Sherlock Holmes: No Time for Smooching


Hello!

I've felt sleepy all weekend so I didn't do much drawing...or anything really. I feel bad about that, especially since I had to cancel some plans with a friend.

Still - I made a present for someone I know...but I won't see him for a while so I figured it is best to post it here in the interim. I really like Sherlock Holmes and wish we were BFF.

TWx