Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Terrible Jokes. Worse Drawings #1

I have a confession to make. A TERRIBLE CONFESSION! Are you prepared? Will we still be friends? I hope so... A while ago, I went on a binge of terrible jokes. Not rude ones - just really bad ones. And then, even worse, I DREW THEM! I've had them in my folder of drawings to upload for quite a while, but have felt too guilty about uploading them. I mean, they're just silly! But I never felt right about uploading one.

So, what is the logical answer to my worries? Obviously it's to upload three of them at once in the vain hope that if you don't find of them funny, there are still two other potential laughs. And I drew a crocodile-thing! That's impressive. Look how realistic it looks! Don't even get me started on the bull. Wow.

But yes - here are three terrible jokes for the price of one. And to be fair, this isn't the first time I've done really awful jokes. Remember the Long Weekend of Awful Jokes? You guys should be used to it by now. Oh! And if you enjoy terrible jokes then I've got more up my sleeves. So many more. Some of them are almost funny.

*awkward silence*

Anyways. I was pretty stressed out today but I'm meant to be seeing pals soon. They always solve everything. And I think I've worked out what's going on with my website over the Christmas break. So far, it looks like I'll upload a drawing on Wednesday 22nd of December, go away and return on maybe the 3rd or 5th of January. It means I'll have the time to get a good start on People I Know #12 - which is going to be epic. EPIC!

MORE IMPORTANTLY - how are you?


DC said...

I don't think they're terrible at all! I certainly had a good laugh :P Woot woot! n.nb

Bil said...

the blood is so realistic !

Unknown said...

That first one had me laughing for a good long while!

Anonymous said...

I love them sooo much and my best friend is like laughing his ass off